Thursday, December 24, 2009
Right Now
Monday, December 21, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Let's Go Bowling
College Football: A Look Back, A Look Forward
Preseason college football polls are awful. They always have been, and they make for mass confusion at the end of the season. But I finally know why they exist.
Preseason polls are created so the voters can see how their predictions held up at the end of the season.
I'm finding out that the best part of making predictions is going back at the end of the year and finding out just how good (or bad) you did. My first year of college football predictions actually went pretty well. Here's the look-back. (My preseason picks are in red (wrong) and green (correct))
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
How Can You Not Laugh?
Saturday, December 12, 2009
My Heisman Pick
Tim Tebow, QB, Florida Gators
Passing: 182/279 (65%), 2,413 yds, 18 TD, 5 INT
Rushing: 203 rush, 859 yds, 13 TD
I'm not saying Tebow isn't a great football player, because he is. But if he wins his second Trophy, it will be the travesty of all travesties. Honestly, he has been just a mediocre version of his 2007 - and even his 2008 - self, he just happens to be the best player on the formerly-best-team-in-the-country. Side note: That argument for the Heisman winner is complete garbage. Why should whether or not you're 12-0 or 11-1 make any difference whether you win the award? If his name wasn't Tim Tebow he wouldn't even be invited (enter, Kellen Moore, QB, Boise State).
The Star with No Shot
Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska Huskers
87 tackles, 47 solo, 12 sacks, 12 quarterbacks who crapped their pants when playing him
That last stat is unofficial, of course. Suh has been phenomenal all year, but no one outside of college football diehards and Nebraska fans really knew who he was. Until last week, that is. Good ol' Colt is one of those twelve QB's who need new pants. Four sacks and much havoc reeked on a team who is playing for the National Championship. We saw more ridiculous individual performances this year that we've ever seen before, and that was certainly one of them.
The Trendy Gunslinger
Colt McCoy, QB, Texas Longhorns
Passing: 330/468 (70%), 3,512 yds, 27 TD, 12 INT
Rushing: 128 rush, 327 yds, 3 TD
Ladies and gentlemen, a quarterback should not win the Heisman this year. Even though I picked Colt 45 to win it in the preseason, voters usually love quarterbacks from Nat'l Championship-caliber teams, and was hoping he'd have a Heisman-type game against Nebraska last week, we've already established that he did not (see: Suh, Ndamukong). McCoy was another QB who didn't come close to his 2008 stats, and that (should) hurt him in the voting. I would be extremely surprised if he wins the award, but then again I've been surprised before (hello, Jason White over Larry Fitzgerald).
The Sleeper
Toby Gerhart, RB, Stanford Cardinal
Rushing: 311 rush, 1,736 yds, 26 TD
Receiving: 10 rec, 149 yds
I sure hope you saw Toby run wild over Notre Dame, because if you didn't, wow, you missed out on one of the finest performances of the year. Just a little taste. Kid's an absolute beast, and he is absolutely deserving of winning tonight. He leads the country in yards and touchdowns (and I'm told he's a stellar student at Stanford, of all places). If you've never watched him play first-hand, you probably think he's a nobody. But let me tell you, he will be drafted higher than Tebow in the NFL draft next April, you can bet on it.
The Winner
Mark Ingram, RB, Alabama
Rushing: 249 rush, 1,542 yds, 15 TD
Receiving: 30 rec, 322 yds, 3 TD
I struggled with this pick, even as I wrote the Gerhart paragraph, and I know in an hour I'll change my mind. Ingram has been more than incredible for 11 games, and, most importantly, was huge in the blowout of Florida which made Tebow cry and Urban Meyer dehydrate himself so he could feel more pain (I kid, I kid). He, like Gerhart, is not flashy (like a Reggie Bush), but he is an extremely dangerous running back who will beat you up and knock you down whenever he wants to.
Want to know how close the top two are (and not just in my head)? On ESPN.com's "Heisman Watch," the panel of voters wound up giving Ingram and Gerhart 77 points each. So, if it's a tie there, and it's basically a tie in my head too, can't we just have them suit up and run at each other full-speed? I say the one who knocks the other one backward is the winner.
Good idea?
Thanks for reading, enjoy the night.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
(Follow-up) Three Hours of More Disappointment, Followed by 21 Yards of Pure Joy
Tonight, I was franticly worried.
All I needed was seven points from Ray Rice to get my fantasy football team into the playoffs. To put it into perspective, I'm talking about a running back who was averaging 20 per game. Seven points is the equivalent to fifty total yards and two catches out of the backfield. It was just that easy.
Well, after an opening-drive fumble by Rice (-2 pts.) and Ray completely disappearing as his team struggled on offense, my playoff hopes came down to a drive that, the scope of the NFL, did. not. matter.
See, Rice was stuck on five points for the majority of the fourth quarter, and if that were to finish that way, Team B (and consequently me) would lose by two points.
Baltimore was down 27-14 with less than two minutes to go. Green Bay was going to win, there was no doubt. All it would take was one catch for three or more yards (Rice had 17 yards receiving to that point) to make me postseason bound. But Joe Flacco looked awful. It looked like he'd never complete another pass. And I had just about given up hope and turned the game off to catch up on Family Guy and Flashforward. But then it happened.
On first-and-15 and from the shotgun, Flacco handed the ball to Rice (!!!), and Rice found a hole in the line and exploded into the Packers secondary. He got the first down. I checked the box score. He only needed 17 rushing yards to get two more fantasy points.
MIKE TIRICO, DID HE GET 17 YARDS?
Monday, December 7, 2009
What's Great About Sports
In a game between two teams who had combined to win TWO games, Matthew Stafford made Detroit believe in the Lions. Here's what the best game of the season sounded like from inside the helmet of the hero.
A Moment of Disappointment, Followed by One of Joy
One of my fantasy football teams was sitting on the outside of the playoff picture looking in coming into this week, the final week of the regular season. I needed to beat a 9-3 division leader (a week after beating the then-top-ranked team in the league) and get help to grab the last spot in the postseason. Highly unlikely.
So, for the second straight week, my team played inspired (fantasy) football and beat a tough opponent (you'll find that I refer to my fantasy team as if it were a real football team) by a bunch.
Now I needed help. The team in front of me, Team A, HAD to lose or my streak of consecutive postseason appearances (six) would be over. But, as of 8:00 p.m., it didn't look likely. Team A had a twenty-five-point lead and Brett Favre left to play, whereas its' opponent, Team B, had the Vikings defense, Percy Harvin, and Baltimore's Ray Rice. Definitely going to be close.
As the Sunday night game goes along, it becomes apparent that Brett simply doesn't have it tonight, and I might have a chance to squeak into the playoffs. My dad and I are talking about this possibility, and he says that as long as Favre, who my dad is playing against this week, doesn't throw a touchdown in the last two minutes, we're both making the playoffs in our respective leagues.
Well, as Favre would do, he drove the Vikings down to the Cardinals 31-yard line. I'll let Al Michaels take it from here.
Utter devastation. My head hits my comforter in pure disbelief, and my dad's slumps to his chest. No playoffs for us this year.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Anatomy of a Jersey Selection
It's December already? Wow. Christmas is quickly approaching, and you'd like Santa to get you a cool jersey. But which one do you choose to put on your list? The jersey-selection process is quite a science, trust me. I've made every jersey faux pas known to sports fans, so I think I can help. Here's how you should proceed. Consider every option before you make a choice.
The Draft Pick:
You're stoked about your team's most recent first-rounder (or second rounder, in some cases), and the Cheese of the organization just gave Mr. Super-Athlete the big bucks, so you decide he's your guy. He's a no-brainer. He was incredible in college, maybe won the Heisman, and is going to be a stud in the pros, you have no doubt.
You promptly buy a Reggie Bush jersey. Ohno!
(Not to say Reggie isn't a good football player, but if you splurged and bought a Bush jersey (like I so desperately wanted to) you've seen a career of mediocrity, injury, and only a few flashes of brilliance - don't you wish you would have gone with the "Star" approach?)
I was with you on this approach for the longest time. I loved when the Steelers would draft new players so I could ogle at the sight of new jerseys in all the stores.
So, I got overly-excited and asked for an Antwaan Randle-El jersey. Ugh. Horrible. He ran back a few punts for touchdowns in his first year and I thought, "Alright, I made a great choice! Guy's electric!" But then I realized he couldn't play wide receiver if I was covering him, and El hit the road in free agency. Jersey Gods - 1, Grant - 0. Proceed with caution.
The Popular Role Guy:
I've been a fan of this one too, and the "Role Player" theory is one I fully endorse. Go with a sure-handed tight end, a sixth man (Ben Gordon comes to mind), or a lock-down defenseman (Nicklas Lidstrom?). But please, avoid kickers at all costs. You'll just look like you're trying too hard. (Side note: The kicker part also applies to putting your own name on the back of the jersey...don't do it. You'll just look dumb)
Sure-handed, reliable, and has a long-term contract. Bingo.
The Star Player:
To me, this is a rookie mistake. You go to the local sporting goods store and you see "Peterson," "James," "Ovechkin," or "Manning" and you automatically pounce and say, "YES! I love jersey shopping. So fun and so convenient!" Wrong.
Sure, the star has lasting power, and yes he's the best and most well-known of the players on the team, but how many people do you see in stadiums wearing the pin-striped #2? Way. Too. Many. But ok, I can't fault you for wanting to go with the biggest and the best.
So go ahead, be cliché. Creativity and imagination? Nah, not needed. Psh, I remember MY first jersey (black-and-gold Jerome Bettis jersey)...haven't seen any of those before now have you?
Grant's previous choice(s): Roethlisberger, Polamalu, a blue Sidney Crosby jersey,
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
My Problem with the Tiger Saga
My problem is not with the Enquirer's story.
My problem is not with Tiger's silence.
My problem is not even with the never ending coverage of what could turn out to be a "nothing" story just because it's about a God-man who can hit a 9-iron farther than I can shoot a gun.
My problem is that no one seems to have any respect for Tiger's family.
For example, every major media outlet has begun calling his wife (yes, they're still married) Elin Nordegren. Don't see the mistake? She got married. Her name is Elin Woods. Nothing changes with an article from the National Enquirer. Have some respect, please.
I'm not saying that I have an opinion on his speculated affair. The most I'll say is that I sure hope it isn't true, but mostly because I like to take the "Brighter Look" (hence the name of my site) on things. I'll be the first to tell you that I do not believe ANYTHING a tabloid says. I mean, do you?
When you see a tabloid at the checkout counter, isn't your first reaction to read the headline and laugh? Because they're obviously making a huge deal out of absolutely nothing. And if Brad and Angelina don't have to respond to malicious rumors just because they're so used to them, why does Tiger?
Thanks for reading.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Back to the Normal...for Now
The Olympic contest voting period is over. But, wow, it was a crazy ride.
And hopefully I'll get to see Apollo become the most decorated American winter Olympian ever. That way I'd be able to say "Ohno!" every time there's a crash in any sport. Maybe that's only funny to me?
In other news, I think I need to come up with a unique logo for my site...any ideas?
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Quickies on NFL Week 12
Thursday, November 26, 2009
NCAA Big Game Pick 'Em - Week 12
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Shower Thoughts - NBA Salvation
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Unbelievable
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Vote to Send Me to the Olympics!
A couple weeks ago, I entered a contest, sponsored by Microsoft Office, to send one student blogger to the Olympic Games in Vancouver this February. A few days ago, I received a call from a lady named Ashley. Ashley told me that I had been selected as one of FIVE semi-finalists for the Vancouver trip. How cool is THAT?
The semi-finalists are listed at www.officewintergames.com for fans to vote on. The top three vote-getters will be named Finalists, with one entry receiving an all-expenses paid trip to Vancouver to blog about the Olympics for a week.
The following is the essay I sent in to the contest.
I could write this essay about me. I could write this essay about the fact that I like sports. A lot. But instead, I’m going to write this essay about why I like sports.
A unique characteristic accompanies sports. Sports have the inherent ability to inspire people. From the 1980 United States Olympic hockey miracle to the Central Washington University softball heroes to Jason McElwain, wonderful sports moments make athletes and fans believe they can do what they otherwise wouldn’t even think to attempt.
Millions of people watch sporting events every day. Why? Sports are uplifting. Sports are genuine. In a world where seemingly every channel is showing another homicide, arson or car crash, sports give the average person hope.
Sports give me hope.
Sports give me hope in the goodness of mankind and the ability for people to inspire others to be better than they currently are.
The Olympics are the best illustration of the pure goodness of humanity. The Olympics are the quintessential example of sports because they bring humanity together. Sure, it’s only for a few weeks every few years, but the Olympics give the entire world a chance to believe in the same cause.
The Olympics give the world a chance to be united and be inspired together.
And that is magical.